Parrot

Ann Widdicombe walks in a pub with a parrott on her shoulder and says to the barman, “if you can tell me what animal i have on my shoulder ill give you a shag”. With a look of fear and disgust, the barman says ” ah, um, eh…. A Crocodile!” Ann says, Close enough!

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