Man Thrush

I suffer from man thrush, which is particularly vicious during the summer months, like a greenhouse made of bacon. I went to me mam and asked her to go in the chemist to get my some canesten. she said “use yoghurt son, clear it up in no time”- i didn’t know she meant eat it. now my cock smells like a toffee apple, which you might think is a disadvantage, but my ability to obtain blowjobs from fat girls has increased remarkably.

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