A catholic priest is driving down a dark country lane, when all of a sudden he hits a frog, the priest gets out of the car to check the frog is okay. Amazingly the frog is still alive. The priest does what any good priest would do and takes the frog home to nurse it better. After several bowls of fly soup and some rest the frog seems to be picking up. The priest tucks the frog into bed and the frog says ‘read me a story’ as the frog starts to fall asleep the priest tip toes out of the room, the frog wakes and says ‘I cant get to sleep without a goodnight kiss’, so the priest leans over and kisses the frog, as his lips touch, the frog suddenly turns into an 11 year old boy – and that m’lord is the case for the defence.